post your CRAZY NEWS: President Obama abducted by aliens

post your CRAZY NEWS: President Obama abducted by aliens: "As President Obama passed through the intersection of Highway 6 with Highway 63 on the outskirts of Ashland, he saw what appeared to be red ..."

President Obama abducted by aliens

As President Obama passed through the intersection of Highway 6 with Highway 63 on the outskirts of Ashland, he saw what appeared to be red lights on a large truck stopped a short way down Highway 63. He decided to turn around and check it out. He drove the short distance down 63 and stopped with his headlights shining on the object. According to Obama, the object was definitely not a truck. The red lights that he had seen were blinking through the oval portholes of a metallic, oval-shaped object. 2 days after this he became President.

Cat Meat In Chinese food

I have always heard of fast food but this takes the cake. I can just picture a chinese chef out in a dark ally way with a butcher knife chasing after stray cats.  I think a supermarket maybe just a bit easier and also I think that the customers will pass on the meowmain with cat fried rice.

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post your CRAZY NEWS: Crazy Drunk People: "I was on a long walk home after a Crazy Night Of Partying, when I saw a 7 Foot tall man come rolling down a huge cliff. He stands up and fa..."

post your CRAZY NEWS: Crazy Racccoon

post your CRAZY NEWS: Crazy Racccoon: "Raccoons can do it all ! This little bugger got into my garage took my hammer smashed my window and broke into my house. Next it defecated a..."

Crazy Racccoon

Raccoons can do it all ! This little bugger got into my garage took my hammer smashed my window and broke into my house. Next it defecated all over my counters and stole my 50" Plasma Tv. So please if you see a few raccoons with a big TV please call xxx-xxx-xxxx % and have a great night

Crazy Drunk People

I was on a long walk home after a Crazy Night Of Partying, when I saw a 7 Foot tall man come rolling down a huge cliff.  He stands up and falls back down so I ask what happend? "My brother beat me up" i was thinking what a great family next he asked me. "Hey man do you have any paper towle" he was verry badly cut up and blood was all over him at this point. I told him i have a phone and ill call for help. the man just slurs the words. "Its ok ill just use the grass". this is right next to a nasy grabage bin then he loos me in the eyes and runs into the side of the bulding knocking himself out.